oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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