"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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