we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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