There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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