school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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