At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Randomize
