How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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