when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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