On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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