I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think im going to throw up on grandma
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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