I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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