we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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