We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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