Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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