Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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