office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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