so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Randomize
