This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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