i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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