Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Alive.
So much puke
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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