when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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