Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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