Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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