the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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