i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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