his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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