it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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