I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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