How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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