Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
