You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
We named our party play list daddy issues
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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