just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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