i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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