There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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