Where is the hickey?
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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