In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just forgot I was standing up.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Randomize
