I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
