There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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