Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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