So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Swine flu. Run for my life!
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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