Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Randomize
