Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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