it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I am available for nakedness
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
