the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I am one with the molecules
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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