you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Randomize
