There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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