I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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