i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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