I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
