I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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