Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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