Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
It's blow job season.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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